Dust and Grit Eporium

Most items will not appear in DnD Beyond until purchased in game.

Equipment

Outfit yourself in the wild of adventure with wearables that blend untamed style with the unyielding spirit of the frontier. From protective garb to mystical adornments, each piece is a testament to durability and legend. Forge your path, dressed for both the journey and the tales it will inspire.

Guns

Here, precision meets power in a curated collection of firearms, each crafted for the discerning gun enthusiast. Embrace the call of adventure with weapons that promise reliability, accuracy, and the undeniable allure of legacy. Whether for defense, duel, "hunting", or display, arm yourself with a piece of history, ready to write your own legend.

Misc. Items

Collapsible Cover Unit

Rarity: Uncommon

Price: 250 gp

Weight: 10 lbs

This compact metal package is roughly 2 feet long and 1 foot wide and composed of thing, lightweight, but incredibly strong sheets of metal plates stacked upon one another with springs interwoven. As a bonus action you can throw down the pack to activate the device causing it to unfold and stand upright. While engaged, the collapsible cover unit stands 10 feet tall, 5 feet wide, and 1 foot thick, and provides cover. The unit has an AC of 19, 27 hit points, and immunity to poison and psychic damage. Due to the fragility of the springs after being disengaged, the collapsible cover breaks apart if moved after it's engaged. The device can be used 3 times, breaking apart after these uses.

Nowhere Whiskey

Rarity: Uncommon

Price: 100 gp

Weight: 3 lbs

This bottle is filled with strong alcohol. When you drink this whiskey you run the risk of becoming intoxicated (see condition under Rules). The whiskey counts as 4 total drinks.

When you drink this whiskey, you have a +1 to your Strength score, and a -1 to your Intelligence score for the next 1 hour. You can benefit from a max of +3 to your Strength score from drinking this whiskey, and drinking the whiskey can reduce your Intelligence score to a minimum of 1.

The Dust & Grit Emporium (hereinafter referred to as "The Emporium") extends its hearty welcome to patrons (hereinafter referred to as "Gun Enthusiasts") seeking to arm themselves with quality firearms and accessories, offered without the cumbersome inconvenience of background checks, psychic evaluations, or ethical quandaries. The Emporium operates on the philosophy of "Buyer's Might, Seller's Discretion," hereby disclaiming any responsibility for the outcomes of duels, altercations, or cataclysmic engagements that Gun Enthusiasts may initiate with their purchased armaments.Moreover, The Emporium boasts a distinguished selection of leather goods, which may or may not be sourced from beings that once engaged in decidedly humanoid pursuits. The Emporium explicitly denies any obligation to disclose the provenance, species, or existential dilemmas of such materials. Gun Enthusiasts acknowledge the risk that their newly acquired holsters, gloves, or hats might have previously pondered the mysteries of the universe or composed poetry under moonlit skies. Gun Enthusiasts agree to waive all claims against The Emporium for any spiritual unrest, ancestral curses, or introspective turmoil emanating from these articles.The Emporium further declares its immunity from complaints related to firearm malfunctions, including but not limited to jams, misfires, or spontaneous disassembly. Gun Enthusiasts affirm their understanding that firearms, like the wild spirits they embody, may exhibit unpredictable behavior and require rituals of care and maintenance so arcane and exacting that only the most dedicated or foolhardy would attempt to adhere to them.To wit, the proper care and feeding of firearms, as dictated by The Emporium, necessitates the following (under penalty of voiding any implied warranty):

Lubrication with the oil pressed from the seeds of a cactus that blooms only under a new moon.
Polishing with a cloth woven from the silk of a spider that has consumed nothing but fireflies.
Storage in a chest made from wood harvested from a tree struck by lightning no less than three times, yet still stands.
Regularly whispering secrets to the firearm at midnight to ensure its loyalty and effectiveness.

These stipulations are provided in the spirit of fostering a deep, mystical bond between Gun Enthusiast and firearm, rather than as a practical guideline for maintenance.All transactions conducted within the ambit of The Emporium's influence are final, infused with the spirit of adventure, and governed by the unyielding laws of the untamed wilderness as well as the esoteric edicts of the Occult Pact. By patronizing The Emporium, Gun Enthusiasts implicitly endorse this ethos, acknowledging the inherent risks and rewards of a life lived at the edge of civilization and sanity.Disagreements arising from this accord shall be resolved through traditional means of frontier justice (dueling is endorsed, magic is frowned upon) or, failing that, mediation by an impartial entity, be they mystic, miner, or the occasional philosophizing jackrabbit of reputable character.This disclaimer, with its blend of legal legerdemain and ludic language, is as binding as the mysterious leathers sold herein, and more enforceable than The Emporium's strict no-returns policy on haunted or hexed merchandise. Engaging with The Emporium signifies acceptance of these terms, inviting Gun Enthusiasts to holster their objections alongside their weapons.Executed under the gaze of the stars and the less attentive scrutiny of "Slick" Jasper Calloway, proprietor, amidst an audience of desert specters and exactly one (1) bewildered notary public, reputedly sober.

Want more western themed items, spells, and more? Ask me about creating more homebrews or adding more from The Edge of Nowhere from Critical Crafting.

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